This book is 36 pages long, hand-made (by me!) and pretty funny sometimes I think. Send me a $5 bill and you will get a book in the mail. My Iron-Clad Guarantee: I guarantee that nearly all money sent my way will be spent on beer for my own consumption. Send cash here: Bill Dunap 466 Orizaba Ave. San Francisco, CA 94132 If something is still bugging you, please email me at: bill_dunlap_paints@yahoo.com www.billdunlap.com

If you want to read more, I suggest buying the book. I tend to drink cheap beer so that your money will go a long way.